As a high-functioning anonymist, I sent this note to two of my low-brow friends. OK, I am low-brow; they are actually quite cultured. I liked it and wanted to share it with other friends — any brow will do — and so, here it is.
Greetings from the most beautiful place on earth. Jan and I love life, BUT, we are old and we are working too hard. We are almost done — then we can revert to being lazy sloths!
Cheers to slothdom.
So…you two and various cousins and friends from the Stein (for whom I have no email addresses) are my imaginary audience when I write my shitty little stories. (Oh no — am I over-selling?) Anyway, I have a blog.
Highly writerly. Although there is little ennui. A definite lack of ennui. Some angst. A bit of introspection. But mostly Mennonite guys blowing stuff up and putting it on YouTube.
You, as my imaginary audience, should be my literal audience, I reckon. If you don’t like it, you can revert to the imaginary.
My Blog is called Flies in the Outhouse. NO, WAIT — that’s my soon-to-be-a-major-motion-picture life story.
My blog is just called Mitchell Toews. http://bit.ly/MitchellToewsBLOG
Snip: I recently registered mitchellaneous.com
I have nine stories accepted to lit journals; eight published and one undergoing some edits. <he spits, derisively>
In other news, we had wieners & beans last night. I had three wieners and no regrets. THAT is the kinda guy I have become, Goddammit! Writerly like crazy.
We should have a fall event. Daaaaave?
allfornow – m
P.S. – I admit I had to look up how to spell ennui. BTW, I hope Satan is not bothering you too much, now that you have the gays in Steinbach.
Yours, in ennui,
which is rather risky,
(Always close with a poem. Tres writerly.)
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